turtles

slow n steady wins the race

this shell features drop shoulder sleeves, a baggy fit and a large neck

cooked to your choice of either scrambled (multiple tones) or hard boiled (one tone)

available in a cropped cut, halting just above those truthful hips, or with a long body, keeping you warm almost to your booty

disclaimer: not sharkproof

adhd turtles

this turtle is hyper; hyper cropped

same shell with drop shoulder sleeves, a baggy fit and a large neck but now with a lil more skin

varies in length from turtle to turtle but comes to the tip of the ribs as a rule of thumb

served scrambled (multi-tone)

for those goldilocks days. not too hot, not too cold, but just right

dizygotic turtles

be two sides of the same coin

much like the original, this shell features drop shoulder sleeves, a baggy fit and a large neck. much unlike the original, it is a two-toned treat that can be worn back-to-front, left-to-right

is it worth it? let me work it, put the dizygotic turtle on, flip it and reverse it

(psst. it’s worth it)

zona pellucida

get in the zon(e)a, literally

a boxy, bomber-inspired jacket featuring two shneaky front pockets

with the option for it to be lined with either cotton, satin or flanalette

(named after the relatively thick extracellular coat that surrounds all mammalian oocytes, ovulated eggs, and preimplantation embryos)

girdles

lace up and grace up

this lined corset features a 5 panel design with a 4m silky cord and multiple eye holes for an adjustable fit to your body

designed for comfortability, it contains no bones so you can string n stretch anyway you please

breathe easy xo